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I told you’s.

I told you’s.

GRRRRRR

Damn you, Tumblr! Damn you all to hell! All I want is to upload one measly GIF. WHY? Why won’t you just DO IT?

defendrush.org

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Another great internets quote:

You couldn’t get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.”

Quote of the day:

On internet friends:

Besides, the qualities I look for in friends are rare enough that I can’t afford to shut those people out just because I may never get the chance to put their drunk hand in a bowl of warm water just to see if I can make them pee themselves.”

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scootyshabooty:

okay okay hey Steve hey I have a joke okay

I have a joke okay listen now listen

what do you get— Steve listen Steve okay what

What do you get when two eels— Steve

What do you get when two eels fall in love

….

A MORAY

Shut the fuck up Jeff.